"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
Hard work beats talent when talent turns out to be a dumb ass moron.
the bible said Adam and Eve not Ted and Robin
where did my life go wrong